
1.
The cargo, nachos dipped in CHEEZ WHIZ® Salsa Con Queso, is
loaded onto a paper plate. Cheezy Guy, having skipped breakfast,
eats the cargo. The second attempt is shown here. |

2.
A "thumbs up" signifies that the Overnight store is completely filled with
customers. |

3.
The clerk is only slightly flustered by the airmail request. "Where's
it going?" he asks. "This hottie in Chicago," says Cheezy Guy,
confidently handing over a piece of paper containing an address. The clerk
studies the plate of nachos and CHEEZ WHIZ®, then studies Cheezy Guy,
who has turned to smile at a slightly horrified older woman in line
behind him. "Do you have something to wrap it in?" the clerk
finally asks, raising an eyebrow. Cheezy Guy, knowing this is the do or die
question, holds his ground and slowly musters the following
response: "Isn't that kind of a personal question?" |